I have a new theory on inertia, but it doesn't seem to be gaining momentum....
The other day I bought a thesaurus, but when I opened it all the pages were blank.
I have no words to describe how angry I am.
There are 10 types of people in this world; those who understand binary, and those who don't.
Why didn't the sun go to graduate school?
It already had a million degrees
Why did the physicist break up with the biologist?
There was no chemistry
A coworker named Celsius recently retired at my work, so they hired a guy named Kelvin to replace him.
He's the new temp.